Inkosi Mangosuthu Gatsha Buthelezi was one of the most polarising political figures of the 20th century, and his hands dripped with blood.

Ladies and gentlemen, listen up! I have something juicy to share about the ongoing feud between AmaZulu FC and their former communications manager, Phumlani Dube, who was fired for allegedly assaulting a colleague.

Mr President, do you sometimes get the weird feeling that you’re not the right guy to be our President? I do. In fact, quite a lot lately.

Downer has earned every month for 17 years and performed dismally, with no Zuma conviction. He should be ashamed of himself.

This week, Mr President, you dedicated your letter to the nation to anti-foreigner sentiments and killings allegedly perpetuated by vigilante groups such as Operation Dudula.