Since 2005, I’ve basked in the glow of proximity to the high and mighty of the ANC elite.

My aha moment reveals that voters care about tangible issues — working streetlights, potholes, running water, reliable electricity, jobs, grants or even a messiah. Zuma anyone?

It is a tragic spectacle, seeing former political heavyweights reduced to clinging to the coattails of a dubious Zuma cause.

In other news, the Public Procurement Act, which you signed into law on Tuesday, is a significant development for economic transformation and anti-graft measures in our country.

Zuma's expulsion from the ANC marks the end of an era, if not an error, and the beginning of a new journey that continues to captivate and confound in equal measure.

Many police officers, with only matric qualifications, lack the skills to combat syndicates or handle financial crimes.

As an academic genius, one must wonder: Did Floyd truly apply his mind or let emotion guide him as he abandoned the trenches of economic freedom for an unknown entity?

I see absolutely nothing wrong with Cabanac’s appointment; after all, I’ve witnessed far worse when dealing with chiefs of staff.

This week, my dear leader, let’s delve into the rogue’s gallery sworn in last week, now gracing the opposition benches in the National Assembly, hand-picked by none other than uBaba of the Zuma Party.

As a prematurely retired servant of the people, I’m seeing green shoots in the DA’s behaviour, finally ridding itself of rotten apples.